I guess I shouldn’t be posting this on the Internet if I never want him to find out since I am sure he will surpass me in tech knowledge by the age of 3…but I couldn’t resist!
Things I Hope My Son Never Finds Out
That I french rolled his pants so he could crawl easier. He shouldn’t have to pay for my fashion mistake in the 80s, but form follows function in this scenario.
That I strapped him to the back of the stall door in Target when I had an emergency bathroom run after 4 cups of coffee. I was almost crying tears of joy when I realized that the last stall on the right in the LZ Target had this amazing invention.
That I have dressed him up for every holiday and occasion…and sometimes just for my own enjoyment. I guess I miss Barbie.
That his favorite toy is actually a Corona Light bottle opener. (NOTE- Contrary to how it looks, there are NO sharp edges on this…did you think I would let him chew on something that resembles a prison shank?!? Come on!)
That although I try my best to be 100% present in the moment, I occasionally have to multitask.
That I love him so much I would forgive anything he does. Can’t let him know I am wrapped around his little baby finger!