How to Deal With the “Asshole Toddler” Phase

Whew. I said it. My toddlers have acted like assholes on many an occasion. Lucky for me, I learned that this asshole behavior is just…

Splish Splash Birthday Bash at Goldfish Swim School

I remember birthday parties from when I was younger. The absolute pinnacle of party perfection was a McDonald’s bash with a Ronald McDonald cake decked…

Top 8 Indoor Things To Do in Winter + #Giveaway!

With the crazy weather, us Chicagoans are braving the elements…but with two little ones, I am staying inside! Here are 8 things you can do…

Parenting Pitfalls: Getting B*tch Slapped by Your Toddler

Ok. If you are going to judge me (out loud), just stop reading right now. Good. Now we have that cleared up, I can be…

5 Things That Probably Won’t Make Your Baby Registry (But …

Oh, I remember creating my baby registry VERY clearly. My sister bought me a copy of Baby Bargains, and it became my bible, religion and…

Guys and Dolls

While trying to get my toddler son ready for the arrival of his baby sister in December, I came across an article that suggested buying…

The Wonder Years as in…I Wonder How I Will …

Terrible Twos. You hear about it, you laugh about it, but unless you are a parent of a toddler, you probably haven’t cried about it.…