Things I Hope My Son Never Finds Out...
That I strapped him to the back of the stall door in Target when I had an emergency bathroom run after 4 cups of coffee. I was almost crying tears of joy when I realized that the last stall on the right in the LZ Target had this amazing invention.
That I have dressed him up for every holiday and occasion...and sometimes just for my own enjoyment. I guess I miss Barbie.
That his favorite toy is actually a Corona Light bottle opener. (NOTE- Contrary to how it looks, there are NO sharp edges on this...did you think I would let him chew on something that resembles a prison shank?!? Come on!)
That although I try my best to be 100% present in the moment, I occasionally have to multitask.